Chapter 57: Essential Skills according to Google

Dear Diary,

I saw this, and it made me think of you.  

I typed just two words into Google, ‘how’ followed by ‘to’.  And here is what Google — and by implication, the internet — decided that I was looking for:

Now, I know what you’re thinking.

But seeing as this is Google, the most powerful search engine in the world, I think you should be asking yourself just one question:

Do you feel lucky?