Hi folks.

The James Bell Central site is finally up.

Like any good website (and all the bad ones) it’s not entirely finished.  Some parts work.  Some parts don’t.

The parts that don’t work are even more fascinating than the parts that do.

But teething problems aside, I’d like you to see this site as much like the Death Star in Return of the Jedi : almost comically unfinished on the surface, but still capable of unleashing untold destruction.

And also, still capable of being brought down by a very small scale attack by 2-person fighters.  Assisted by an army of adorable teddy bears.

It’s all a Vietnam allegory, basically.

Anyway, I think we’re going to be really happy together.

Love and kisses.  And gin.

James